Food stories

I really want to hear some food stories. I can start.
Here in Norway we were not so used to American food products, I was walking in the supermarket with my mom when we found this peanut butter named Skippy. I started laughing when I saw the brand name because in Norway the only Skippy we've heard about is an Australian bush kangaroo. I actually thought that the peanut butter was made of kangaroos. How stupid isn't that?

We have a chain of gas stations named Kum and Go. Tourist are all the time having their pictures made with those signs. It is funny to sit in the Ambulance and watch people get out and take their pictures with those signs and say, "They are definitely not from here"

Kum & Go is not as funny as the names of some villages i Denmark. There is this place named Sædballe which means in english semen ball.

oh dear!